You Know You’re an Internet Marketer When

Our life as marketers isn’t all tough stuff. It’s not specifically SEO related, but I found this on the interwebs and got a good laugh…

1. You go to work in your underwear

2. Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links

3. You check domain name availability before naming your kids

4. You send your kids their allowance by PayPal

5. You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do”

6. Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours

7. The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success

8. Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7’

9. You add three ps’s to an email to your mother

10. Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa